Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Powellesque Warmongery

Powellesque Warmongery is by definition a (live) publication of unverifiable pieces of alleged evidence illustrating a possible (military) threat, designed to make the audience vote for aggression (war) but against any logic, counter-evidence and common sense; the presented Powellesque Evidence consists mainly of rumors, graphic files and videos showing alleged intelligence entirely undetermined and partly reproducible by any photoshop freshman; no way of telling facts from fake but fulfilling the Cheney Doctrine for entering into war; often Powellesque Evidence is manufactured by people other than the Powell (the one who presents the material, unchecked by himself); named after Colin Powell's (in-)famous speech before the U.N. General Assembly, February 5th, 2003.

Typical Powellesque Evidence for the existence of aliens


"Where did you get that Powellesque Warmongery from?"
"It's reported by FARS!"
"Do you have some link to the original source?"
"Any other evidence?"
"It was a revelation by former commander of the elite Revolutionary Guard General Hossein Kan'ani Moghadam."
"Who's that?"
"I don't know."
"What a Powell you are!"

"Jesus died and resurrected."
"Gosh! How did that happen?"
"It's written in the Bible"
"C'mon, Powellesque Evidence!"

Recent examples from a decade of Israel-Iran warmongery: It's Getting Powellesque Again


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