Hillbillies on the Atomic Football

Now already three of the US Republican candidates for presidency announced to "be called by" the almighty Christian being. Read this to find out why it is important to declare oneself a moonshiner for effectively raising the odds to gain US presidency (and therefore control over the nuclear briefcase): Republican Candidates Ears Ring with the 'Call' to Run

watch also: Bill Maher - 'Who Needs Government When You Have Jesus' [11-07-2011]
"Seriously, if God really did call all three to run for president, ..."

and read: "God ’08: Whose, and How Much, Will Voters Accept?"